Would you rather...

Happy Sunday to everyone. While I don't typically blog on a Sunday, I figured why not? Juliette posted these "would you rather" questions in her blog this week and I just can't resist trying to pick one less horrific thing over the other. So, let's get to it. 

1. Be blind or be deaf | Both are so sad. I love music, but I love to see. I guess I pick to be deaf. 

2. Be taller than you are or shorter than you are | Be shorter than I am. I'm about 5'8 so I could afford to be a bit shorter if needed. 

3. Be a teenager or a senior citizen for the rest of your life | I almost wanted to be a senior citizen, but then I remembered that I already have awful and painful knees and I can only imagine them at 80. So I choose a teenager, but hopefully I wont have the nasty attitude. 

4. Have no hands or no legs | No legs. I really can't imagine not being able to scratch my face. Plus I love Grey's Anatomy and I know that you can get a fabulous prosthetic leg. 

5. Lose your front teeth or both eyebrows | This is probably the worst one. I guess since there are solutions for getting fake teeth, and getting fake (but awful looking) eyebrows. I choose to lose my eyebrows, regretfully. 

6. Eat a worm or a cockroach | A worm! I hate cockroaches with all of my being, and I've read the diseases and bacteria that they carry.  

7. Spend a day in the Sahara or North Pole | The North Pole sounds awesome, and I don't do well with heat. I actually hate the heat, so so much!

8. Have a personal chef or a personal driver | A personal chef. Cooking on a daily basis is a downfall of mine. Especially when its a million degrees and I've worked all day and then I want to make something really bad for me. I would love a chef. 

9. Always have to whisper or always have to shout | Always have to whisper. People who shout talk really just make me want to punch them.

10. Can't taste or can't smell | I'd rather not be able to smell. I would be really sad if I could never taste Chipotle again. 

11. Wipe with sandpaper or saran wrap | Wow. I'm gonna go with saran wrap. The pain from the sandpaper...I don't even know. 

12. Have Twitter shut down for a day or your blog disappear for a day | If it was only for a day (hopefully a Sunday) I would let my blog disappear for a day. I rely on Twitter for too much for it to disappear. 

13. Text of your blog is screwed up or all the pictures you post on your blog are blurry | Either would be awful. I pick for the pictures to be blurry. Whats the point if people can't read the text?

14. Never be able to post another GIF or never be able to receive comments on your posts | Never be able to post a GIF. I really love reading comments. 

15. Have a permanent wedgie or have the tag on your shirt constantly scratch your neck | Ugh, both suck! Tag on the shirt it is. 

So there's that. I hope everyone with the day off is snuggling with their animals. As for me, I am at work counting down the hours until I can go home. 

Finish The Sentence..

I love a good linkup and couldn't resist when I saw Juliette post the prompt for this post in particular. Basically I am going to finish the sentence of the prompts that were already created. You should do it and linkup, because I have a feeling that reading everyone's will be really entertaining! 

When I open the fridge, I always hope I find... Anything besides everything that I bought at the grocery store - I never seem to want anything previously purchased when I realize I actually have to cook it. But iced tea, and any type of cheese will do. 

My favorite article of clothing is... Any type of clothing that isn't actually touching my body. I immediately want lose comfy clothes on my body after work. 

Last week I was really pissed when... We found out our reception dinner is going to cost a lot more than what we thought. Mostly just emotional and sad, but pissed too. 

One thing I don't understand is... Why lately when I go shopping and finally find tops that I really like, they turn out to actually be crop tops. Crop Tops in general is something I don't understand.

If I had a million dollars I'd... live in a huge house, on huge land somewhere amazing and adopt a ton of animals that need to be rescued. 

Something that can always make me happy is... Chipotle, unless they don't cook the meat all the way or they don't give me enough corn salsa - then that is going to make me the opposite of happy. 

Something I'll never blog about is... Politics, seriously people get way too intense and I am not down for those comments. 

If I could go anywhere I would go... because... At this point I would go anywhere, I am in desperate need of a beach trip so definitely somewhere tropical. With a drink in hand. 

If I were an animal I would be an.... Elephant, and stomp on anyone who tried to put me in the circus. 

Does this elephant look like it wants to be apart of the circus? I think not. He/she is having a blast in that water. 

A job I've always wanted is.. Since I am working really hard to become a teacher, I would say that. But also anything where I can blog and make money from being at home with my pup would be really amazing. And a mom in the future. 

My idea of a perfect day is... A day spent not worrying about work. With Joe, my family and the dogs of course - just doing something fun. If it involves a trip somewhere exciting then even better!